Wednesday, February 24, 2010
LA County To Target Dog Owners For Cash
You owe 100 dollars for that unlicensed dog, you serf!
When I started the California’s Gold threads a year ago, I never envisioned a nanny state move so blatant that the story almost writes itself. Pay up, schmuck. Los Angeles has Unions to feed.
The City Council voted Tuesday to have two departments share information in order to track down people who haven’t licensed their pets.
Council President Eric Garcetti estimates two-thirds of the city’s dogs are unlicensed. Licenses cost $15 for a sterilized dog and $100 for an unaltered pet.
Getting all dogs licensed would mean at least an additional $3.6 million in fees to the city.
The Department of Animal Services has eight full-time people whose job is to find and license dogs. The Department of Water and Power keeps a meter-reader database of homes with dogs. The council ordered the departments to coordinate to find the pooches.
If you ever wanted a good reason to not trust or be forthcoming to any arm of the government (please see my post about also never talking to the police) here’s your example. Two departments of government (one you gave information to in good faith, to actually help them) will now turn that good faith into your detriment. I wouldn’t really give two shits about this development otherwise, if the government here wasn’t running around like the Gambinos, whipping our asses and abusing everything conceivable in order to pay the ransoms they demand to keep power. When you really think about it, if all parties agreed, this is money owed, and you should pay it.
However, the coordinated effort mandated, and the blatant reasoning behind it has pretty much validated anything I’ve ever written about such things as ticketing. Here, we see that the government can actually pick and choose to enforce things, and for no other reason than to cover money gaps. I don’t expect to hear much about ticketing anytime in the future, it’s pretty much set in stone with this story that the government can and does coordinate to enforce bullshit laws for no other reason than to fleece you the taxpayer on the way home from work.
Los Angeles has declared war on its residents, denying school for children, hitting you up on the way home from a hard day’s work, and now for your pooch. I don’t own a dog, and I hate to tell you that the reasons I do not chime with this decision. A dog is a pretty litigious item in these parts, and dog owners do piss me off. There are also a lot of laws already written about them (mandated leashes, doggy bags for the poop (all for the environment, etc.) that I just said “fuck it.” I’d love a dog, but I just can’t keep up. It’s a daunting task.
It doesn’t really pain me to see that people’s balls will be put in a vice over this. Dog owners here suck for the most part, thinking they control all area outside of their apartment, and not shy on just letting the verminous hairy rat run at will under the premise that they are the ultimate authority this thing could never harm anyone else in a city of 10 million. As a runner and bike rider, I’ve had my share of altercations with people’s dogs. This doesn’t change my opinion that this is pretty fucked up.
If you boil it down, who the LA shitty council is really after is probably homeowners, of which I will keep my eye on how this plays out. Apartments and condos (most of what LA is) might have the meters in a centralized location. But if you own a home in LA, you’ve got some scrilla. Let’s see how people respond to this, and in addition, I’d like to see how this plays out with our city’s coveted illegals. Almost assuredly they have bypassed this process, like they bypassed a proper visa to this country. They are Tony’s “protected class” after all, but they do influence the one’s that are here.
It’s a good lesson in not saying shit to anything that could be construed as involved with the government. At this point, I’m not even giving The Gas Company information. How long until getting Gas could land you with some inadvertent “fuck you, pay me” bill in the mail. Fuck ‘Em, really. Let the dog bite them, and say it isn’t yours. Call the fire department, and ask them how to broil salmon. It clearly doesn’t matter what you do, because you are being recorded, and under investigation in your own home.
For anyone out of state, wondering what lengths this Mexican standoff can go to, I proudly put the California’s Gold tag on.


California's Gold
Regarding the Golden State's enthusiasm to chase all of its own wealth to the Nevada border with torches and pitchforks or go bankrupt trying.