Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Heavy Congestion And Light Posting
Squeezing in the time to blog between sniffles
I’ve been enduring a massive attack of allergies in the past week. It’s left me either too miserable to think clearly or too stoned on antihistamines to write so I’ve missed out on blogging about a few stories in as timely a manner as I would have liked. Let’s just put them all together.
First, I noticed last week that House Republican Minority Leader John Boehner demanded that Obama fire his economic team for the obvious reason that it sucks. Boehner obviously feels that Geithner & Co. has not demonstrated any leadership in a time of crisis and has supported spending billions of dollars to little effect. Of course, I have many of the same complaints about Boehner and am already dreading the fact that the House GOP will still be led by him next year and that they will be the majority.
Murkowski was defeated by a Tea Party candidate in Alaska partly thanks to her support of TARP and Boehner had voted against a majority of his own party to support it as well. I like to see these Tea Party candidates winning nominations against RINO’s but if we’re going to have the same borrow-and-spend Republican leadership in charge at the end of the day, it’s not going to matter.
Conclusion: Fuck Obama’s economic team. Fuck John Boehner too.
The next story I missed out on while in a Sudafed haze was that the CIA has begun identifying Yemen and Somalia as the big al-Qaeda threats. Well, I’ve mentioned before that I consider the Somali threat to be overrated. Yemen, on the other hand, is a bona fide haven for AQ and the CIA is right to focus on it.
Allow me to take this opportunity to point out that we’re still pouring blood and treasure into Afghanistan for no apparent reason, despite knowing full well that AQ is in Pakistan and Yemen. Realistically, the Taliban is no more and no less a threat to us than al Shabaab in Somalia. In the countries where AQ is, we either scale back our military forces (Iraq) or we use targeted drone strikes (Yemen, Pakistan). In those countries where AQ isn’t we send a hundred thousand troops to promote women’s suffrage and forbid them from shooting at anyone.
Conclusion: Fuck Afghanistan.
Finally, The State Department released its report on Human Rights Violations in the United States to the UN. You know, that awesome organization for good that places countries like Libya on Human Rights committees, accepts kickbacks from Saddam’s regime in the Oil-for-Food scandal, and sends peacekeeping troops to rape hell out of every impoverished female they can get their hands on.
The Obama Administration partly based its findings on the existence of the Arizona immigration law that is extremely popular with Americans. Notably, the DOJ did NOT sue Arizona on account of human rights violations but on a constitutional technicality. If that state is a human rights violator, then I suppose that we should be nation-building in Arizona with a multi-national force. Damn it, we will bomb them into modernity!
This is the kind of thing that isn’t just going to doom Obama in 2012. It has the potential to permanently shut Democrats out of the Presidency for the remainder of our lifetimes. Look at America right now: have we ever been this afraid for the future of our country? I don’t mean like in the Civil War or Great Depression; I mean in your lifetimes? Right now, our national self-esteem sucks and the last thing we need is our jackass president wriggling on a bunch of dictator’s jocks while giggling about how the US is filled to the brim with a bunch of lowlife bigots. It’s not true. Further, we are morally superior (not just equivalent or inferior as Obama believes) to the vast majority of nations within the UN and certainly more so than the completely hopeless UN organization itself.
After this stunt, it’s impossible to imagine that anyone will make the mistake of comparing Obama with Reagan or Lincoln ever again. It was always bullshit, of course. That Obama does things like this and then wonders aloud why more and more Americans think he’s different and that he has other interests in mind above those of the wellbeing of the US is probably the most amazing aspect of all.
Conclusion: Fuck Obama. Fuck the State Department. Fuck the UN.




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